Post by kidnotorious on Nov 26, 2011 0:57:44 GMT -5
[Fade into Brandon Young.
He is staring at the screen. The screen. Which is blank. Much like his expression after watching the tripe his opponent put up in response to his last promo.]
Brandon: Oh goodie, Caoran Lavery's back! And I seem to have fallen into the trap he so effectively baited for me. The trap, man! the trap!
[Still staring. No setting. Just a man and a wall. If he weren't trying to save what brain cells he has left after watching Coaran's lame garbage so he could snuggle up to his girlfriend and have her make the bad thoughts go away he'd be slamming his head into it.
Thankfully, he's not.]
Brandon: It's hilarious how badly you don't seem to understand simple things, Care, I can call ya Care, right? Right. It is AMAZING how badly you can miss a point when you put what limited capacity to think that the roids haven't sucked away into it. I also love it when people play the "trap" card. Generally when people claim you've 'walked into their trap' it's a complete load of garbage, you got torn apart and now you're trying to cover by claiming that was you wanted in the first place, right?
Riiight.
[Sarcasm is fun!]
Brandon: You're not under my skin, Care. Well, not anymore than any other inane-rambling-dipshit who's so full of himself he can't see the sun from the hole in his ass where his head's lodged at.
I mocked your little video not because "people don't know who I am." I kinda pointed out myself that most of the world doesn't know who we are, Care. Or did you miss that between sessions of "la la la I am Caoran Lavery I am the best thing ever" primping yourself in your hello kitty mirror?
See most people don't cheer me, they don't come up to me and tell me I'm the greatest most awesome thing ever because I'm not. I'm a bit of an asshole. I've long come to terms with this though. I go out there and wow those crowds and if they cheer for me great, if they don't, oh well. That doesn't matter.
I am also still plying my craft, something you would KNOW if you'd done the history you say you've done. I don't expect people to clamor for me or for them to go "Oh Brandon Young I know him he's awesome" because I'm not THERE yet. Again, something I've clearly pointed out repeatedly in my various talky times before the last one. But no, you just keep going on your merry little way convinced you've got ALL the answers.
Have ALL the answers!
Brandon: Except you don't have all the answers, Care. You don't even have the right questions! So just because I'm not here doing the maximum amount of promotional videos possible suddenly I don't care, I've lost my love for life, huh?
Or maybe, just maybe, it's because I've got better things to be doing than spend my entire life taped by these goddamn papparazzi-like promo people. See the thing guys like you really really really need to learn is it doesn't matter how MANY words you use to say your gonna beat somebody, because they're just that. Words. What matters is what happens in that ring. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, you're ALL talk. I talk a lot too, but unlike you my words are used when they're best fit. I don't need to talk just for the sake of hearing myself do it. I do that enough when I'm not standing in front of this camera, and I get that enough from guys like YOU when I am.
The only thing that angers me is how dumb you are. You claim to be this super-smart guy who's got it ALL figured out when you can't see the forest for the trees. If you'd truly "studied" me than you wouldn't be asking all these stupid questions that you do.
Also, just because you've seen what I can do in an EUW ring doesn't mean you've seen what I can DO altogether. Just because I run one style doesn't mean I don't others, Care. But you wouldn't think of that would ya? Nope, you're Caoran Lavery and you've got EVERYTHING figured out.
We'll see how well that works out at Prestige. You can look at footage all you want, but the only real experience you will ever get, the only way you will ever know what I'm truly capable of is by stepping into that ring with me, and when you do that you're going to be surprised and sorely mistaken!
Again if you had ACTUALLY done this so-called studying of me, you'd know that I'm a bit of a hot head. I fly off the handle, but that doesn't mean that you're "in my head." For you to be in my head I'd have to actually give a shit about you beyond wanting to splat your face into the mat with my boots. Which by the way is what I want to do to just about anyone who steps in that ring against me so again, let's review the facts.
You're not special. You're not some evil mastermind, who caught me off-gaurd. What you ARE, is everything I said you were, and congratulations, you just proved it. You are nothing more than a loudmouth meathead who thinks he's more unique than he really is. You seem to have it all figured when in reality you have NOTHING figured out. I know you're not Bane. I know you're not Viper. I know you're not Scorpion. I know you're not Roman. You're Caoran Lavery. And that's where you're going to fail. Because being Caoran Lavery isn't going to be GOOD ENOUGH. You've already shown it with you're words, next I'm going to make you show it with your actions.
For someone who doesn't care about my love life you sure seem to not be able to shut up about it. For someone who wants their opponent to focus entirely on them you sure do LOVE to talk about other people. This is what I am talking about. You are nothing but contradictions and TALK. And I'm sure that's somehow part of your plan too but again, the people I've met who do the things you do and then say they're playing "head games" are generally the type of people who really have no goddamn clue what they're talking about, but wanted to do something in response because they love to hear themselves talk.
[He glares at the camera again, that feeling of wanting to slam his head into the wall returning but he holds it back.]
Brandon: That's all you are, Care. Talk. You talk and talk and talk and you prophesize how great you are and how scared everyone should be and you act like you're some master manipulator when really what you are is full of shit.
Luckily I enjoy being a shitkicker.
So go ahead. Talk some more. Theorize how you'll block me when I go low, predict how you'll react if I go high. I'll just have to go sideways. Or diagonal. Or maybe I'll travel through time and use my super awesome master manipulator skills to beat you before you even know it. And you won't know it, because I'm SO awesome at what I do that you'll never know it happened! AHAHAHAHAHA!
[He glances around nervously.]
Brandon: Anyways. Go ahead. Talk. Think you've got my number. Act like you're soooo much better than me. Because the reality will come into play in that ring at the Pay Per View. And in that ring the TRUTH of the matter is that you WON'T beat me, you WON'T enact some master plan. You will talk.
And you will fall. Just like the pointless waste of mass and space that you and your ilk are.
That's the truth.
[Out.]
He is staring at the screen. The screen. Which is blank. Much like his expression after watching the tripe his opponent put up in response to his last promo.]
Brandon: Oh goodie, Caoran Lavery's back! And I seem to have fallen into the trap he so effectively baited for me. The trap, man! the trap!
[Still staring. No setting. Just a man and a wall. If he weren't trying to save what brain cells he has left after watching Coaran's lame garbage so he could snuggle up to his girlfriend and have her make the bad thoughts go away he'd be slamming his head into it.
Thankfully, he's not.]
Brandon: It's hilarious how badly you don't seem to understand simple things, Care, I can call ya Care, right? Right. It is AMAZING how badly you can miss a point when you put what limited capacity to think that the roids haven't sucked away into it. I also love it when people play the "trap" card. Generally when people claim you've 'walked into their trap' it's a complete load of garbage, you got torn apart and now you're trying to cover by claiming that was you wanted in the first place, right?
Riiight.
[Sarcasm is fun!]
Brandon: You're not under my skin, Care. Well, not anymore than any other inane-rambling-dipshit who's so full of himself he can't see the sun from the hole in his ass where his head's lodged at.
I mocked your little video not because "people don't know who I am." I kinda pointed out myself that most of the world doesn't know who we are, Care. Or did you miss that between sessions of "la la la I am Caoran Lavery I am the best thing ever" primping yourself in your hello kitty mirror?
See most people don't cheer me, they don't come up to me and tell me I'm the greatest most awesome thing ever because I'm not. I'm a bit of an asshole. I've long come to terms with this though. I go out there and wow those crowds and if they cheer for me great, if they don't, oh well. That doesn't matter.
I am also still plying my craft, something you would KNOW if you'd done the history you say you've done. I don't expect people to clamor for me or for them to go "Oh Brandon Young I know him he's awesome" because I'm not THERE yet. Again, something I've clearly pointed out repeatedly in my various talky times before the last one. But no, you just keep going on your merry little way convinced you've got ALL the answers.
Have ALL the answers!
Brandon: Except you don't have all the answers, Care. You don't even have the right questions! So just because I'm not here doing the maximum amount of promotional videos possible suddenly I don't care, I've lost my love for life, huh?
Or maybe, just maybe, it's because I've got better things to be doing than spend my entire life taped by these goddamn papparazzi-like promo people. See the thing guys like you really really really need to learn is it doesn't matter how MANY words you use to say your gonna beat somebody, because they're just that. Words. What matters is what happens in that ring. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, you're ALL talk. I talk a lot too, but unlike you my words are used when they're best fit. I don't need to talk just for the sake of hearing myself do it. I do that enough when I'm not standing in front of this camera, and I get that enough from guys like YOU when I am.
The only thing that angers me is how dumb you are. You claim to be this super-smart guy who's got it ALL figured out when you can't see the forest for the trees. If you'd truly "studied" me than you wouldn't be asking all these stupid questions that you do.
Also, just because you've seen what I can do in an EUW ring doesn't mean you've seen what I can DO altogether. Just because I run one style doesn't mean I don't others, Care. But you wouldn't think of that would ya? Nope, you're Caoran Lavery and you've got EVERYTHING figured out.
We'll see how well that works out at Prestige. You can look at footage all you want, but the only real experience you will ever get, the only way you will ever know what I'm truly capable of is by stepping into that ring with me, and when you do that you're going to be surprised and sorely mistaken!
Again if you had ACTUALLY done this so-called studying of me, you'd know that I'm a bit of a hot head. I fly off the handle, but that doesn't mean that you're "in my head." For you to be in my head I'd have to actually give a shit about you beyond wanting to splat your face into the mat with my boots. Which by the way is what I want to do to just about anyone who steps in that ring against me so again, let's review the facts.
You're not special. You're not some evil mastermind, who caught me off-gaurd. What you ARE, is everything I said you were, and congratulations, you just proved it. You are nothing more than a loudmouth meathead who thinks he's more unique than he really is. You seem to have it all figured when in reality you have NOTHING figured out. I know you're not Bane. I know you're not Viper. I know you're not Scorpion. I know you're not Roman. You're Caoran Lavery. And that's where you're going to fail. Because being Caoran Lavery isn't going to be GOOD ENOUGH. You've already shown it with you're words, next I'm going to make you show it with your actions.
For someone who doesn't care about my love life you sure seem to not be able to shut up about it. For someone who wants their opponent to focus entirely on them you sure do LOVE to talk about other people. This is what I am talking about. You are nothing but contradictions and TALK. And I'm sure that's somehow part of your plan too but again, the people I've met who do the things you do and then say they're playing "head games" are generally the type of people who really have no goddamn clue what they're talking about, but wanted to do something in response because they love to hear themselves talk.
[He glares at the camera again, that feeling of wanting to slam his head into the wall returning but he holds it back.]
Brandon: That's all you are, Care. Talk. You talk and talk and talk and you prophesize how great you are and how scared everyone should be and you act like you're some master manipulator when really what you are is full of shit.
Luckily I enjoy being a shitkicker.
So go ahead. Talk some more. Theorize how you'll block me when I go low, predict how you'll react if I go high. I'll just have to go sideways. Or diagonal. Or maybe I'll travel through time and use my super awesome master manipulator skills to beat you before you even know it. And you won't know it, because I'm SO awesome at what I do that you'll never know it happened! AHAHAHAHAHA!
[He glances around nervously.]
Brandon: Anyways. Go ahead. Talk. Think you've got my number. Act like you're soooo much better than me. Because the reality will come into play in that ring at the Pay Per View. And in that ring the TRUTH of the matter is that you WON'T beat me, you WON'T enact some master plan. You will talk.
And you will fall. Just like the pointless waste of mass and space that you and your ilk are.
That's the truth.
[Out.]