Post by steviec on Nov 25, 2011 10:09:47 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar runs at Shawn Michaels. HBK ducks the clothesline attempt and catches Brock's chin with a Sweet Chin Music. Brock pirouettes where he stands before falling to the canvas in a heap. Shawn covers him. 1...... 2....... 3!
'Sexy Boy' plays as Shawn celebrates his win while a highlight package shows the best bits of the match.
The camera pans out and we see Stephen Callaway, Xbox 360 controller in hand. To his left sits his brother, Scott. He looks bit like Stephen except he has shorter hair and looks a little bit younger.
Scott - Always the superkick. It's like you do it on purpose.
Stephen grins at Scott with a look that says 'that's the idea'. Admitting defeat, Scott sits his controller down.
Scott - Enough of the games, I read on the Internet that you're facing Justin King at the next EUW pay per view. Have you seen this guy? He uses your Superkick as a throwaway move!
Stephen - Of course I've seen him, it's what I do. I scout. He may use his version of a superkick but with his height and weight, it's more like a kick than a SUPER kick. I was taught the Calsi Kick by Shawn him self. I know where and how hard to hit someone with a Superkick for maximum impact. Justin's may graze me, worst case bruise me. But mine? mine could, given the right point of impact, break his jaw in bits.
Scott - So you're not worried?
Stephen - I'm nervous, but then I usually am before matches, hence my constantly nervous stomach, but that's all I am. It's my first match for EUW in about a month, it's against someone who has never competed for EUW before and it's at the pay per view. Anything can happen when I get in that ring, I've seen what happened to Drozdov and it scares me every time that it could happen to me. That said, if I ever loose that fear, that's when I call it a day and get a nine to five job.
Scott - But this guy has scouted most of the guys in EUW. He's probably scouted you.
Stephen - Then we're on an even keel. I scout all my opponents. I watch match after match of theirs, promo after promo and random vid after random vid. Justin King may not have been in EUW long but I've watched his exploits in the Indies, although Scott, for future reference, even a five year old could see he was going to counter your suplex attempt into a Drop Dead.
Feeling slightly embarrassed, Scott leaves the room after a series of mumbles that indicate a trip downstairs to the kitchen. Almost like a substitution, Valerie, Stephen's wife walks in. Stephen holds up Scott's vacated control in a silent 'wanna join me?' gesture. Valerie takes the control and sits on the sofa.
Valerie - He left in a bit of a hurry.
'Remedy' by Cold plays out of the screen as a computer generated Stephen Callaway walks to the ring at Wrestlemania.
Stephen - He's not big on constructive criticism.
A loud 'Bong' emanates from the screen as The Undertaker walks to the ring.
Stephen - Uncle Mark!
Valerie - You do know one day someone will actually believe he's your uncle?
Stephen - That's the idea.
After a series of punches, Computer Callaway is groggy The Undertaker hits a running DDT and a Chokeslam before ending it quickly with a Tombstone.
Stephen - Damn!
Valerie has her hands the air milking the virtual crowd.
Stephen - You've been playing this more than I have haven't you?
Valerie - You train all day. A girl's gotta do something with her time. And besides, you've got it on the easy setting, I beat Brock Lesnar, The Big Show and Cody Rhodes as Kevin Nash in a three on one on Legend and I got an achievement for it. If you're going to learn anything in wrestling it's this: Don't expect the wrestling business to always be on an easy setting. This Justin King could be the legend difficulty that just might beat you, so get some more training in. This time on Legend difficulty.
A voice from down stairs yells 'dinner!' loud enough for the entire house to hear. Stephen stands up and offers his arm to Valerie.
Stephen - Shall we?
She takes his arm but only as far as the door which is not big enough for two people to walk through arm in arm. They laugh at this as the walk out of shot. We fade out
END PROMO
'Sexy Boy' plays as Shawn celebrates his win while a highlight package shows the best bits of the match.
The camera pans out and we see Stephen Callaway, Xbox 360 controller in hand. To his left sits his brother, Scott. He looks bit like Stephen except he has shorter hair and looks a little bit younger.
Scott - Always the superkick. It's like you do it on purpose.
Stephen grins at Scott with a look that says 'that's the idea'. Admitting defeat, Scott sits his controller down.
Scott - Enough of the games, I read on the Internet that you're facing Justin King at the next EUW pay per view. Have you seen this guy? He uses your Superkick as a throwaway move!
Stephen - Of course I've seen him, it's what I do. I scout. He may use his version of a superkick but with his height and weight, it's more like a kick than a SUPER kick. I was taught the Calsi Kick by Shawn him self. I know where and how hard to hit someone with a Superkick for maximum impact. Justin's may graze me, worst case bruise me. But mine? mine could, given the right point of impact, break his jaw in bits.
Scott - So you're not worried?
Stephen - I'm nervous, but then I usually am before matches, hence my constantly nervous stomach, but that's all I am. It's my first match for EUW in about a month, it's against someone who has never competed for EUW before and it's at the pay per view. Anything can happen when I get in that ring, I've seen what happened to Drozdov and it scares me every time that it could happen to me. That said, if I ever loose that fear, that's when I call it a day and get a nine to five job.
Scott - But this guy has scouted most of the guys in EUW. He's probably scouted you.
Stephen - Then we're on an even keel. I scout all my opponents. I watch match after match of theirs, promo after promo and random vid after random vid. Justin King may not have been in EUW long but I've watched his exploits in the Indies, although Scott, for future reference, even a five year old could see he was going to counter your suplex attempt into a Drop Dead.
Feeling slightly embarrassed, Scott leaves the room after a series of mumbles that indicate a trip downstairs to the kitchen. Almost like a substitution, Valerie, Stephen's wife walks in. Stephen holds up Scott's vacated control in a silent 'wanna join me?' gesture. Valerie takes the control and sits on the sofa.
Valerie - He left in a bit of a hurry.
'Remedy' by Cold plays out of the screen as a computer generated Stephen Callaway walks to the ring at Wrestlemania.
Stephen - He's not big on constructive criticism.
A loud 'Bong' emanates from the screen as The Undertaker walks to the ring.
Stephen - Uncle Mark!
Valerie - You do know one day someone will actually believe he's your uncle?
Stephen - That's the idea.
After a series of punches, Computer Callaway is groggy The Undertaker hits a running DDT and a Chokeslam before ending it quickly with a Tombstone.
Stephen - Damn!
Valerie has her hands the air milking the virtual crowd.
Stephen - You've been playing this more than I have haven't you?
Valerie - You train all day. A girl's gotta do something with her time. And besides, you've got it on the easy setting, I beat Brock Lesnar, The Big Show and Cody Rhodes as Kevin Nash in a three on one on Legend and I got an achievement for it. If you're going to learn anything in wrestling it's this: Don't expect the wrestling business to always be on an easy setting. This Justin King could be the legend difficulty that just might beat you, so get some more training in. This time on Legend difficulty.
A voice from down stairs yells 'dinner!' loud enough for the entire house to hear. Stephen stands up and offers his arm to Valerie.
Stephen - Shall we?
She takes his arm but only as far as the door which is not big enough for two people to walk through arm in arm. They laugh at this as the walk out of shot. We fade out
END PROMO
