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May 14, 2011 3:38:39 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 3:38:39 GMT -5
.... I just saw Sin Cara wrestle for the first time, on youtube. Kid is awesome. My only problem? His match with Tyson Kidd was about 2:30 long?
WTF?
I don't watch the shows because I don't have satellite. Is that really what passes for a wrestling match on TV now? 3 fucking minutes?
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May 14, 2011 3:41:06 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 3:41:06 GMT -5
P.S. That Theodore Long dude = fucking boring douchebag.
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May 14, 2011 3:41:08 GMT -5
Post by irobin on May 14, 2011 3:41:08 GMT -5
From what I've seen; yes. A lot of matches for the openers are two to three minutes. Main events get about ten minutes. It's all about adverts and segments now.
Remember, "wrestling" is a dirty word in the new WWE.
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May 14, 2011 3:56:37 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 3:56:37 GMT -5
Also nice to see Christians title reign lasted, before losing to Randy Boring. Enjoyed that fucking 10 minute title match, with obviously ad breaks in the middle.
Fuck this company.
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May 14, 2011 4:12:57 GMT -5
Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on May 14, 2011 4:12:57 GMT -5
Hey bitch. Teddy Long is kool.
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May 14, 2011 5:23:54 GMT -5
Post by irobin on May 14, 2011 5:23:54 GMT -5
Let me holla at ya playa.
Don't diss Long. He's good, shame about the rest of the turd that is the Smackdown.
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May 14, 2011 8:15:15 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 8:15:15 GMT -5
Long is fucking boring. He just stands there delivering monotone lines of drivel. It's a bit like how I imagine Warrior in real life.
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May 14, 2011 8:17:06 GMT -5
Post by James on May 14, 2011 8:17:06 GMT -5
Long is fucking boring. He just stands there delivering monotone lines of drivel. It's a bit like how I imagine Warrior in real life. Burn!
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May 14, 2011 8:58:22 GMT -5
Post by The Sky King on May 14, 2011 8:58:22 GMT -5
Good? All Teddy Long does is his little penguin-walk/strut thing onto the stage, tell the offending superstar that they will be going one-on-one "WITH DA UNDAHTAKAH" or they'll be in a tag match "LATAH TONAHGHT!!!" before he goes "HOLLA PLAYAH!!" and penguin-walks/struts out again.
The RAW GM does more, and that's a fucking laptop.
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May 14, 2011 9:02:35 GMT -5
Post by irobin on May 14, 2011 9:02:35 GMT -5
Good? All Teddy Long does is his little penguin-walk/strut thing onto the stage, tell the offending superstar that they will be going one-on-one "WITH DA UNDAHTAKAH" or they'll be in a tag match "LATAH TONAHGHT!!!" before he goes "HOLLA PLAYAH!!" and penguin-walks/struts out again. The RAW GM does more, and that's a fucking laptop. Yes, but up until recently, Teddy Long didn't require me to endure Michael Freakin' Cole.
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May 14, 2011 10:07:29 GMT -5
Post by Christian Kane on May 14, 2011 10:07:29 GMT -5
IT'S THE MACK MILLITANT! COMIN' TO GET IT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!
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May 14, 2011 11:38:10 GMT -5
Post by James on May 14, 2011 11:38:10 GMT -5
Good? All Teddy Long does is his little penguin-walk/strut thing onto the stage, tell the offending superstar that they will be going one-on-one "WITH DA UNDAHTAKAH" or they'll be in a tag match "LATAH TONAHGHT!!!" before he goes "HOLLA PLAYAH!!" and penguin-walks/struts out again. The RAW GM does more, and that's a fucking laptop. Yes, but up until recently, Teddy Long didn't require me to endure Michael Freakin' Cole. Ha!
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May 14, 2011 11:47:19 GMT -5
Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on May 14, 2011 11:47:19 GMT -5
Rodney Mack's Music FTW!
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May 14, 2011 12:03:54 GMT -5
Post by Mr. T on May 14, 2011 12:03:54 GMT -5
Hey don't be dissing Michael Cole! That man is the best part of WWE right now >_>
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May 14, 2011 13:27:52 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 13:27:52 GMT -5
The anonymous RAW GM makes you listen to Michael Cole >>
>> You hate listening to Michael Cole, you begin to resent him just because of that >>
>> Michael Cole is a heel >>
>> Therefore, logically speaking, a fucking laptop can generate more heat AND help get a guy more over than Theodore Long.
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May 14, 2011 13:45:12 GMT -5
Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on May 14, 2011 13:45:12 GMT -5
Teddy Long makes matches, and acts as a mediator with good music.
Michael Cole has made me want to, and very possibly, just not watch Raw anymore. I think I'm going to boycott if he interrupts another divas match. If Cole were just doing his stupid gimmick and wearing a singlet and wrestling, I'd be completely fine with it. Hell, make Cole a manager. He doesn't make me mad on commentary though. He makes me want to not care.
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May 14, 2011 13:52:52 GMT -5
Post by Justin King on May 14, 2011 13:52:52 GMT -5
Michael Cole can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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May 14, 2011 14:38:50 GMT -5
Post by jackbull on May 14, 2011 14:38:50 GMT -5
I think Cole is great from the work that I've heard. He reminds me of those old school heel commentators, driving everyone nuts.
And I think you're being generous to suggest that Divas have "matches"
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