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Post by The Cobra Viper on Sept 5, 2011 20:24:51 GMT -5
Okay lets try and get more than three replies here for once in the last few months.
Main Event
Hardkore Championship
Hardcore Rules
Immanuel Taylor vs. Bane
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Special Referee: TITAN
Maynard Hetfield vs. Brett Cross
Singles Match
Standard Rules
James Hart vs. Xplode
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Natalie Burrows vs. Danny Tenfold
Special Match
Irish Pub Brawl
Roy Viper and The Seven Sons of Ireland
Triple Threat Match
Standard Rules
Brandon Young vs. Roman Cripate vs. Scorpion
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Isamu Suzuki vs. Stephen Callaway
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Post by The Cobra Viper on Sept 11, 2011 21:37:13 GMT -5
Main Event
Hardkore Championship
Hardcore Rules
Immanuel Taylor vs. Bane
Well since Bane just got back from a LionHeart Title match i say he has the advantage just cause of opponent class. No offense. It's still gonna be a close fight but i think Bane has just a slight edge
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Special Referee: TITAN
Maynard Hetfield vs. Brett Cross
Someone has to win and someone has to lose and while they both are on hot streaks Cross' is a tad longer so i'll say the momentum is in his favor but i could easily EASILY be wrong
Singles Match
Standard Rules
James Hart vs. Xplode
Storyline wise James is dead writer wise either way
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Natalie Burrows vs. Danny Tenfold
Personally see this one again going either way but since I've only picked people on the right i'll go with Nat to mix up my choices. That is how even i see this
Special Match
Irish Pub Brawl
Roy Viper and The Seven Sons of Ireland
Hehe first time dealing with this so hope it meets the EUW standard. And entertains you all
Triple Threat Match
Standard Rules
Brandon Young vs. Roman Cripate vs. Scorpion
Guy kicks my ass on a regular bases and has earned my respect. Here's to you scorpy kick some ass that isn't mine
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Isamu Suzuki vs. Stephen Callaway
I predict no winner because I can and it's another even match up. no telling on this one so they shall both not get my vote. hehehe. on a serious note when you can't pick, DON'T
So yes i had an overly silly time predicting this weeks SNV i encourage people to actually take a stab in the dark and predict the outcome. what's it going to hurt? five minutes of life that you'll probably waste refreshing the EUW home page in the course of a day? please people predict. have some fun. or just be silly |
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 12, 2011 19:53:50 GMT -5
Just for the sake of it, I'm going to do this shit relatively in-character as the motor-mouth unhinged psycopath that is Maynard Hetfield.
Why not?! Adds a bit of fun to the place and might provide a laugh or two. (So before anyone gets offended...don't. I'm not launching personal attacks against anyone as a writer or anyones character. I LOVE YOU ALL!)[/b]
Main Event
Hardkore Championship
Hardcore Rules
Immanuel Taylor vs. Bane
Taylor and Bane? Taylor's one tough cookie, but he's clutching that belt in some kind of death grip. I mean, what the fuck? Throw it in the bin! As for Bane..Well, I've never met him. Is he the guy who parks cars in the parking lot? The guy who puts the cakes in the urinals? I have no idea.
I'll give this one to Bane because I like his name, and because I think Taylor should spend fifteen minutes wrestling and then just lay down in the middle of the ring and make snow angels. I bet you that the fickle bastards in the crowd would eat it up.
WHO WINS: Bane.
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Special Referee: TITAN
Maynard Hetfield vs. Brett Cross
TITAN and Brett Cross: If the ring gets any more weight put on it, it's going to explode. That being said, I heard TITAN eats kittens and shits bullets, while Cross eats bears and shits pure diamonds. Since I am a kind and powerful man (as well as drop-dead handsome and also incredibly fucking mean), I will be humble and I won't predict my own match, but hopefully someone's going to get their fucking chest kicked in.
Not me, obviously!
WHO WINS: The fans! (Not like I care, the dicks.)
Singles Match
Standard Rules
James Hart vs. Xplode
This match has the dubious distinction where one mans bald spot (Xplode) is older than his actual opponent (Hart). I think there is a time and a place for Hart, but that time and place is in a gas station toilet surrounded by burly truckers at 11pm on a Saturday night, and not in a wrestling ring. Xplode's getting on in years though, and I fear that one day he'll be making his way down the ramp tied to a zimmer frame.
That being said, Xplode is going to win this one. Why? Because he's one crazy son of a bitch whose hurt me on several occasions. However, if Hart does win, rest assured that I will laugh so hard my lungs will escape my body. Seriously, if he wins, Xplode will be asking himself.."What now? I got beaten by a guy who tried opening a jar of pickles and the jar of pickles made him tap."
WHO WINS: Xplode.
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Natalie Burrows vs. Danny Tenfold
Oh man, this is tough. In one corner, we have Natalie Burrows whose like asbestos: Quiet, reserved, hangs in the background away from the visible eye mostly but is utterly fucking dangerous. In the other, we have Danny Tenfold, a man who makes gruel look exciting but who has a decent run going. He's also Lionheart Champion.
So who wins? Well, I'm going for Burrows. Why? I think Burrows beating seven bells out of Tenfold the show after he's won the title would be funny. Not for Tenfold, obviously, but for me it would be. Could Tenfold win? I don't know. Burrows really does unnerve me. That whole Southern Belle shit makes me nervous. I wouldn't be surprised to see her pin Tenfold and then start stabbing him while laughing manically (Even though that should really be my shtick. In fact, I might do that against Cross, providing he doesn't go "ME-SO JABBA" and squash me first.) Could Tenfold win? Yes, but Burrows is my pick. C'mon, you can tell she's going to start flinging chairs and getting her name out there. Tenfold will also be hoping to get a tactical advantage over his opponent at Prestige: Losing several matches until Prestige, when he'll surprise us with a win. Probably by laying on the mat, waiting until his opponent is lulled into a false sense of security, and then jumping up and chasing his opponent around the ring while making "Pac-Man" sounds.
What? Are you telling me Danny Tenfold running around the ring going "WAKA WAKA WAKA" would NOT be awesome?! I might like the guy if he did it!
WHO WINS: Burrows.
Special Match
Irish Pub Brawl
Roy Viper and The Seven Sons of Ireland
Viper beating the shit out of his underlings? Beautiful. That's how you do it! I'm liking this kid more and more as the months go on. However, he should be focusing on, y'know, actual opponents as opposed to beating up seven wee leprachauns who'll probably be too stoked on Guinness and corned beef to realise Vipers smacking them with a pool cue.
One thing, too, is this match decided by pinfall? Or is it literally just both sides beating the shit out of eachother for shits and giggles? Because if this is an actual competitive match (re: Not Viper violently cracking some sense into his underlings skulls.), then this ones going to be for the Seven Sons of Ireland. Normally, i'd give Viper the edge in a pub brawl since he's Irish, but instead he chooses to face SEVEN Irish people. Now, I haven't drunk in Dublin myself, but something tells me that fighting seven Irish people in a pub is probably tantamount to suicide.
WINNER: The fans.
Triple Threat Match
Standard Rules
Brandon Young vs. Roman Cripate vs. Scorpion
This is nuts. There's one normal guy in there, and it's Young. His opponents are a guy who hails from the great state of Comic-Con, while the other is a religious madman who loves to hurt people. This match is insane. People call me crazy? Look at the two guys in this match, and you'll see crazy. I'd never wear spandex in the ring. That shit chafes.
So, who wins? I'll give it to Young. He's the only normal guy in the ring, and he appears to have decent grooming skills. Compare that to Scorpion, a man who makes mud look clean, and Cripate, a man whose idea of chic is putting his y-fronts on over his tights.
Also, if Young defeats Scorpion, he'll have defeated a former World Champion. Not to mention the run Cripate was on. I believe in Young. Do it, Young. Do it. Show Scorpion that titles don't matter. Beat him up!
WHO WINS: Young.
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Isamu Suzuki vs. Stephen Callaway
Suzuki and Callaway. I don't know these guys. I've seen Callaway in the back, but he's like a chameleon: You blink and he's suddenly vanished and possibly blended into a crowd. He's been here a while, so I expect him to begin climbing the ranks shortly. Suzuki? No idea. Toyota? Yamagashi? Either way, his match last week was great, and he showed us how many kicks it takes to get to the centre of a Dante Essick pop (Six, I believe).
Winner? Lord, I don't know. They have the crowds attention here, so i'm going to go for Suzuki. He seems to feed off the energy of the crowd. But then again, Callaway might be able to score a win over him. Both men have something to prove. A win here could give them important momentum rolling into PRESTIGE, BABY!! Who will win? Who could win? It's kicks vs submissions, Callaway vs Suzuki, America vs Japan, this is Maynard Hetfield, and I need a fucking drink.
WHO WINS: Suzullaway.
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Post by Obi on Sept 12, 2011 20:15:17 GMT -5
Just for the sake of it, I'm going to do this shit relatively in-character as the motor-mouth unhinged psycopath that is Maynard Hetfield.
Why not?! Adds a bit of fun to the place and might provide a laugh or two. (So before anyone gets offended...don't. I'm not launching personal attacks against anyone as a writer or anyones character. I LOVE YOU ALL!) [/b] Main Event
Hardkore Championship
Hardcore RulesImmanuel Taylor vs. Bane Taylor and Bane? Taylor's one tough cookie, but he's clutching that belt in some kind of death grip. I mean, what the fuck? Throw it in the bin! As for Bane..Well, I've never met him. Is he the guy who parks cars in the parking lot? The guy who puts the cakes in the urinals? I have no idea.
I'll give this one to Bane because I like his name, and because I think Taylor should spend fifteen minutes wrestling and then just lay down in the middle of the ring and make snow angels. I bet you that the fickle bastards in the crowd would eat it up.
WHO WINS: Bane.
Singles Match
Standard Rules
Special Referee: TITAN
Maynard Hetfield vs. Brett Cross
Not me, obviously!
WHO WINS: The fans! (Not like I care, the dicks.)Singles Match
Standard RulesJames Hart vs. Xplode This match has the dubious distinction where one mans bald spot (Xplode) is older than his actual opponent (Hart). I think there is a time and a place for Hart, but that time and place is in a gas station toilet surrounded by burly truckers at 11pm on a Saturday night, and not in a wrestling ring. Xplode's getting on in years though, and I fear that one day he'll be making his way down the ramp tied to a zimmer frame.
That being said, Xplode is going to win this one. Why? Because he's one crazy son of a bitch whose hurt me on several occasions. However, if Hart does win, rest assured that I will laugh so hard my lungs will escape my body. Seriously, if he wins, Xplode will be asking himself.."What now? I got beaten by a guy who tried opening a jar of pickles and the jar of pickles made him tap."
WHO WINS: Xplode. Singles Match
Standard RulesNatalie Burrows vs. Danny Tenfold Oh man, this is tough. In one corner, we have Natalie Burrows whose like asbestos: Quiet, reserved, hangs in the background away from the visible eye mostly but is utterly fucking dangerous. In the other, we have Danny Tenfold, a man who makes gruel look exciting but who has a decent run going. He's also Lionheart Champion.
So who wins? Well, I'm going for Burrows. Why? I think Burrows beating seven bells out of Tenfold the show after he's won the title would be funny. Not for Tenfold, obviously, but for me it would be. Could Tenfold win? I don't know. Burrows really does unnerve me. That whole Southern Belle shit makes me nervous. I wouldn't be surprised to see her pin Tenfold and then start stabbing him while laughing manically (Even though that should really be my shtick. In fact, I might do that against Cross, providing he doesn't go "ME-SO JABBA" and squash me first.) Could Tenfold win? Yes, but Burrows is my pick. C'mon, you can tell she's going to start flinging chairs and getting her name out there. Tenfold will also be hoping to get a tactical advantage over his opponent at Prestige: Losing several matches until Prestige, when he'll surprise us with a win. Probably by laying on the mat, waiting until his opponent is lulled into a false sense of security, and then jumping up and chasing his opponent around the ring while making "Pac-Man" sounds.
What? Are you telling me Danny Tenfold running around the ring going "WAKA WAKA WAKA" would NOT be awesome?! I might like the guy if he did it!
WHO WINS: Burrows.Special Match
Irish Pub BrawlRoy Viper and The Seven Sons of Ireland Viper beating the shit out of his underlings? Beautiful. That's how you do it! I'm liking this kid more and more as the months go on. However, he should be focusing on, y'know, actual opponents as opposed to beating up seven wee leprachauns who'll probably be too stoked on Guinness and corned beef to realise Vipers smacking them with a pool cue.
One thing, too, is this match decided by pinfall? Or is it literally just both sides beating the shit out of eachother for shits and giggles? Because if this is an actual competitive match (re: Not Viper violently cracking some sense into his underlings skulls.), then this ones going to be for the Seven Sons of Ireland. Normally, i'd give Viper the edge in a pub brawl since he's Irish, but instead he chooses to face SEVEN Irish people. Now, I haven't drunk in Dublin myself, but something tells me that fighting seven Irish people in a pub is probably tantamount to suicide.
WINNER: The fans.Triple Threat Match
Standard RulesBrandon Young vs. Roman Cripate vs. Scorpion This is nuts. There's one normal guy in there, and it's Young. His opponents are a guy who hails from the great state of Comic-Con, while the other is a religious madman who loves to hurt people. This match is insane. People call me crazy? Look at the two guys in this match, and you'll see crazy. I'd never wear spandex in the ring. That shit chafes.
So, who wins? I'll give it to Young. He's the only normal guy in the ring, and he appears to have decent grooming skills. Compare that to Scorpion, a man who makes mud look clean, and Cripate, a man whose idea of chic is putting his y-fronts on over his tights.
Also, if Young defeats Scorpion, he'll have defeated a former World Champion. Not to mention the run Cripate was on. I believe in Young. Do it, Young. Do it. Show Scorpion that titles don't matter. Beat him up!
WHO WINS: Young.
Singles Match
Standard RulesIsamu Suzuki vs. Stephen Callaway Suzuki and Callaway. I don't know these guys. I've seen Callaway in the back, but he's like a chameleon: You blink and he's suddenly vanished and possibly blended into a crowd. He's been here a while, so I expect him to begin climbing the ranks shortly. Suzuki? No idea. Toyota? Yamagashi? Either way, his match last week was great, and he showed us how many kicks it takes to get to the centre of a Dante Essick pop (Six, I believe).
Winner? Lord, I don't know. They have the crowds attention here, so i'm going to go for Suzuki. He seems to feed off the energy of the crowd. But then again, Callaway might be able to score a win over him. Both men have something to prove. A win here could give them important momentum rolling into PRESTIGE, BABY!! Who will win? Who could win? It's kicks vs submissions, Callaway vs Suzuki, America vs Japan, this is Maynard Hetfield, and I need a fucking drink.
WHO WINS: Suzullaway.[/quote] Just.Plain.Epic.
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