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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 17:54:58 GMT -5
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 18:00:47 GMT -5
Yay, I get to answer now! I will keep it to three answers because I am tired and have to get ready to head back to nerd land. - To Phil. Never have I ever pretended to be a chairman to a group of nerds. I am a caretaker for a website that enjoys writing as a means of a hobby. I have never claimed to have been paid for this job nor to have obtained any level of fame from this position. I am no different than a forum moderator.
Dude, you totally misinterpreted my post. I was teasing the fact that you tease nerds when in fact you are a chairman of a pretend federation of people who pretend wrestlers, something which other people would see as nerdy. *facepalm* NOW THE JOKE SUCKS DAMMIT!! HAPPY?!?!? HAPPY?!?!?!?!?!?!? HAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY?!?!?! Phil, I love you.
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 18:07:37 GMT -5
and yes.. I love the rest of you too. EVEN YOU WAR WAR!!!!
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Post by Mr. C on Sept 27, 2010 19:39:12 GMT -5
tImE fOr MaKe Up SeXxXxXxXxX!!!11
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Post by Carter. on Sept 27, 2010 21:11:18 GMT -5
Taking insulin and tossing touchdowns.
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Post by jackbull on Sept 28, 2010 5:14:03 GMT -5
I don't love you Jaden. You're a Raider. That will always come between us. So how is your new saviour QB Jason Campbell panning out? ...... oh sorry, I forgot. Benched.
I fucking hate Kansas as well.
P.S. You sound like the worst store clerk in history.
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Post by jackbull on Sept 28, 2010 10:12:58 GMT -5
My highlight of the week:
As Chris Jericho was being carted away on a stretcher some guy in the crowd shouting out "GET SOME PANTS!!"
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Post by primetime on Sept 28, 2010 10:34:47 GMT -5
I don't love you Jaden. You're a Raider. That will always come between us. So how is your new saviour QB Jason Campbell panning out? ...... oh sorry, I forgot. Benched. I fucking hate Kansas as well. P.S. You sound like the worst store clerk in history. Least we didn't get blown out like the niners did. And yes, I suck at customer service. My first job was at Burger King. It didn't go well at all..
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 28, 2010 11:03:34 GMT -5
Why do I have the feeling the phrase "You want fries that? Too fucking bad. You're getting fries." is involved somehow?
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 28, 2010 11:24:11 GMT -5
I'm more hearing "Would you like that King Sized? What the fuck do you mean no? Bitch, the King Sized one is a good deal. Look at you, fatass why wouldn't get get the King Sized one? You know you want it!"
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Post by jackbull on Sept 28, 2010 11:40:45 GMT -5
I see it more being "So you want 2 King size Bacon double cheese Burgers, 2 King size portions of Fries, and a diet fucking coke? Are you fucking kidding me? Is this a hidden camera show you fat fuck?"
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Post by Mr. C on Sept 28, 2010 13:17:41 GMT -5
I see it as him leaning out the drive through window taunting people by eating fries and not taking their orders.
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 28, 2010 14:09:04 GMT -5
Knowing Jaden, I think we can all agree that it was every single one of those.
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 28, 2010 14:33:00 GMT -5
Well, I'll give him some credit. I doubt he would have done that all at once. I'm sure it was spread out amongst different days and/or times.
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Post by Mr. C on Sept 28, 2010 15:22:47 GMT -5
Right, right. Because he's lazy and can't multitask!
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Post by CJ on Sept 28, 2010 15:33:44 GMT -5
lol! You guys seem to know Jaden far too well. The only Jaden story I have is this.. When I first met Obi, we agreed to catch a niner game when he was in my area. He was running late and the game was starting soon so I gave him a ring on the cell phone. Low and behold, Jaden answered. If I remember the call went something like this.. Me: "Hey, It's T.J. Is Obi around?"
Jaden: (Sounds of food being chewed)
Me: "Hello?"
Jaden: "I am trying to chew my damn food! Who the fuck are you?"
Me: "Um, T.J? Obi is supposed to be going to the 49er game with my wife and I. Is he around?"
Jaden: (Sounds of food being chewed again.) "The real question is.. how come you didn't fucking invite me too? That's fucked up."
Me: "I don't even know you.." |
lol... good times.
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Post by CJ on Sept 28, 2010 15:43:22 GMT -5
Today, I started what is to be my second job... Working at my brother's store. I never met so many fucking nerds at one time, it was insane. I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. To torture them, I invited my girl to come down and keep me company. I asked her to dress nice and hawt for me.. and she did. It was the funniest shit you ever saw, watching those nerds molest her with their eyes and then pretend to not be looking when I glanced their way. Obi made her leave though... claiming it was hurting sales due to the fact that the dorks were too shy to buy shit with her standing there, lol. This job will be something else... I know it. Best quote of the day.. Customer: "Excuse me, do you carry the issue where Robin dies in Batman?" Me: "Probably. Check in the back issues." Customer: "You have two different ones. Was it Robin 2 or 3 that died and what issue was that?" Me: "I don't fucking know. They both look like faggots and wear tights. You should be ashamed of yourself for even reading about him. Try reading a Marvel book instead." Customer leaves, Obi's wife lectures me... Shauna: "Those comics have people in tights too, asshole. Go take your break." I get a lunch break. WIN! Myself, I enjoy the indie style books. Main Stream books do not hold my attention long as I often find myself feeling that the source material is so watered down now.. they hardly resemble what the creator had in mind for the character. I do enjoy the comic book movies for the most part besides the craptacular Fantastic Four movie. Back on subject, Jaden.. you are mean. lol. Remember, you work behind the counter of a comic book store. It doesn't matter if you read them or not.. to the person seeing you.. you are a nerd too. Perhaps an ULTRA nerd since you work at the store, lol. And serious.. what's wrong with being a nerd these days? I am sure Bill Gates enjoys being one. Oh, and Luck is right.. Mister CEO of the EUW. ;D
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 28, 2010 16:23:49 GMT -5
What books do you follow CJ? I myself am very much into Fables and Jack of Fables, which I own all of and have read all of. Hah.
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Post by primetime on Sept 29, 2010 1:16:31 GMT -5
Today, I started what is to be my second job... Working at my brother's store. I never met so many fucking nerds at one time, it was insane. I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. To torture them, I invited my girl to come down and keep me company. I asked her to dress nice and hawt for me.. and she did. It was the funniest shit you ever saw, watching those nerds molest her with their eyes and then pretend to not be looking when I glanced their way. Obi made her leave though... claiming it was hurting sales due to the fact that the dorks were too shy to buy shit with her standing there, lol. This job will be something else... I know it. Best quote of the day.. Customer: "Excuse me, do you carry the issue where Robin dies in Batman?" Me: "Probably. Check in the back issues." Customer: "You have two different ones. Was it Robin 2 or 3 that died and what issue was that?" Me: "I don't fucking know. They both look like faggots and wear tights. You should be ashamed of yourself for even reading about him. Try reading a Marvel book instead." Customer leaves, Obi's wife lectures me... Shauna: "Those comics have people in tights too, asshole. Go take your break." I get a lunch break. WIN! Myself, I enjoy the indie style books. Main Stream books do not hold my attention long as I often find myself feeling that the source material is so watered down now.. they hardly resemble what the creator had in mind for the character. I do enjoy the comic book movies for the most part besides the craptacular Fantastic Four movie. Back on subject, Jaden.. you are mean. lol. Remember, you work behind the counter of a comic book store. It doesn't matter if you read them or not.. to the person seeing you.. you are a nerd too. Perhaps an ULTRA nerd since you work at the store, lol. And serious.. what's wrong with being a nerd these days? I am sure Bill Gates enjoys being one. Oh, and Luck is right.. Mister CEO of the EUW. ;D Let it go man..... sheesh.
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Post by primetime on Sept 29, 2010 1:19:15 GMT -5
lol! You guys seem to know Jaden far too well. The only Jaden story I have is this.. When I first met Obi, we agreed to catch a niner game when he was in my area. He was running late and the game was starting soon so I gave him a ring on the cell phone. Low and behold, Jaden answered. If I remember the call went something like this.. Me: "Hey, It's T.J. Is Obi around?"
Jaden: (Sounds of food being chewed)
Me: "Hello?"
Jaden: "I am trying to chew my damn food! Who the fuck are you?"
Me: "Um, T.J? Obi is supposed to be going to the 49er game with my wife and I. Is he around?"
Jaden: (Sounds of food being chewed again.) "The real question is.. how come you didn't fucking invite me too? That's fucked up."
Me: "I don't even know you.." |
lol... good times. Dude.. How the fuck do you even remember this shit? You called and talked to me... once? Hell, I think that may be the only time you actually even called here. lol.
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Post by Mr. C on Sept 29, 2010 7:23:01 GMT -5
This is a song, lala lala, Elmo's sooooong.
Lala lala, lala lala, Elmo's sooooooooooooong.
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