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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 0:06:08 GMT -5
Today, I started what is to be my second job...
Working at my brother's store.
I never met so many fucking nerds at one time, it was insane. I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. To torture them, I invited my girl to come down and keep me company. I asked her to dress nice and hawt for me.. and she did.
It was the funniest shit you ever saw, watching those nerds molest her with their eyes and then pretend to not be looking when I glanced their way. Obi made her leave though... claiming it was hurting sales due to the fact that the dorks were too shy to buy shit with her standing there, lol.
This job will be something else... I know it.
Best quote of the day..
Customer: "Excuse me, do you carry the issue where Robin dies in Batman?"
Me: "Probably. Check in the back issues."
Customer: "You have two different ones. Was it Robin 2 or 3 that died and what issue was that?"
Me: "I don't fucking know. They both look like faggots and wear tights. You should be ashamed of yourself for even reading about him. Try reading a Marvel book instead."
Customer leaves, Obi's wife lectures me...
Shauna: "Those comics have people in tights too, asshole. Go take your break."
I get a lunch break. WIN!
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Post by hurricane on Sept 27, 2010 1:34:20 GMT -5
Today, I started what is to be my second job... Working at my brother's store. I never met so many fucking nerds at one time, it was insane. I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. To torture them, I invited my girl to come down and keep me company. I asked her to dress nice and hawt for me.. and she did. It was the funniest shit you ever saw, watching those nerds molest her with their eyes and then pretend to not be looking when I glanced their way. Obi made her leave though... claiming it was hurting sales due to the fact that the dorks were too shy to buy shit with her standing there, lol. This job will be something else... I know it. Best quote of the day.. Customer: "Excuse me, do you carry the issue where Robin dies in Batman?" Me: "Probably. Check in the back issues." Customer: "You have two different ones. Was it Robin 2 or 3 that died and what issue was that?" Me: "I don't fucking know. They both look like faggots and wear tights. You should be ashamed of yourself for even reading about him. Try reading a Marvel book instead." Customer leaves, Obi's wife lectures me... Shauna: "Those comics have people in tights too, asshole. Go take your break." I get a lunch break. WIN! Question...does it make me a nerd that the entire time I'm reading this I'm thinking "cool. His brother's got a comic book store"...at least I assume that he does since that's about the only place that would actually have back issues of Batman. Answer...no. Apparently I'm not even close to nerd status...at least that's what I discovered when I went down to Comic Con for the first time this year. I mean, I've read comics off and on, last time that I was really into it was Marvel's Civil War, and thought that I knew a decent amount of stuff...but I was wrong. Turns out I know jack shit about comics. I was afraid that at any moment the crowd was going to discover I wasn't really one of them and drag me out into the streets and crucify me. Thankfully I took refuge in the Online Comic area and hid between Rooster Teeth and Penny Arcade.
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Post by hurricane on Sept 27, 2010 2:53:36 GMT -5
I love the band KISS. I actually grew up listening to them and thought they were like super heroes with a band. How could you not?! I mean look at them...
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 2:56:26 GMT -5
Today, I started what is to be my second job... Working at my brother's store. I never met so many fucking nerds at one time, it was insane. I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. To torture them, I invited my girl to come down and keep me company. I asked her to dress nice and hawt for me.. and she did. It was the funniest shit you ever saw, watching those nerds molest her with their eyes and then pretend to not be looking when I glanced their way. Obi made her leave though... claiming it was hurting sales due to the fact that the dorks were too shy to buy shit with her standing there, lol. This job will be something else... I know it. Best quote of the day.. Customer: "Excuse me, do you carry the issue where Robin dies in Batman?" Me: "Probably. Check in the back issues." Customer: "You have two different ones. Was it Robin 2 or 3 that died and what issue was that?" Me: "I don't fucking know. They both look like faggots and wear tights. You should be ashamed of yourself for even reading about him. Try reading a Marvel book instead." Customer leaves, Obi's wife lectures me... Shauna: "Those comics have people in tights too, asshole. Go take your break." I get a lunch break. WIN! Question...does it make me a nerd that the entire time I'm reading this I'm thinking "cool. His brother's got a comic book store"...at least I assume that he does since that's about the only place that would actually have back issues of Batman. Answer...no. Apparently I'm not even close to nerd status...at least that's what I discovered when I went down to Comic Con for the first time this year. I mean, I've read comics off and on, last time that I was really into it was Marvel's Civil War, and thought that I knew a decent amount of stuff...but I was wrong. Turns out I know jack shit about comics. I was afraid that at any moment the crowd was going to discover I wasn't really one of them and drag me out into the streets and crucify me. Thankfully I took refuge in the Online Comic area and hid between Rooster Teeth and Penny Arcade. Believe me.. There are casuals and comic book fans... And then there are nerds... The difference is huge. The scary part is, while the difference is huge, the line that separates them is thin. They want you to join them, become one of them... and mate with them..
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Post by Sabora on Sept 27, 2010 4:28:25 GMT -5
Question...does it make me a nerd that the entire time I'm reading this I'm thinking "cool. His brother's got a comic book store"...at least I assume that he does since that's about the only place that would actually have back issues of Batman. Answer...no. Apparently I'm not even close to nerd status...at least that's what I discovered when I went down to Comic Con for the first time this year. I mean, I've read comics off and on, last time that I was really into it was Marvel's Civil War, and thought that I knew a decent amount of stuff...but I was wrong. Turns out I know jack shit about comics. I was afraid that at any moment the crowd was going to discover I wasn't really one of them and drag me out into the streets and crucify me. Thankfully I took refuge in the Online Comic area and hid between Rooster Teeth and Penny Arcade. Believe me.. There are casuals and comic book fans... And then there are nerds... The difference is huge. The scary part is, while the difference is huge, the line that separates them is thin. They want you to join them, become one of them... and mate with them.. I can see you being quite successful in this job. I hope you kept your day job though, you are going to need it when the customers lynch you.
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Post by Hi Octane on Sept 27, 2010 9:02:16 GMT -5
I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. But I bet none of them have ever been to rehab, so let's not throw stones. And speaking as a die hard comic book fan/collector/nerd, if you don't get it, you shouldn't even try.
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Post by Obi on Sept 27, 2010 10:44:39 GMT -5
I began to wonder how many of them have ever drawn a pussy let alone touched one. But I bet none of them have ever been to rehab, so let's not throw stones. And speaking as a die hard comic book fan/collector/nerd, if you don't get it, you shouldn't even try. One, I agree with the comic book feelings obviously since the store is mine.
Two, Octane... that is the most asshole thing I have ever seen come from you. Jaden trusted us to know that type of intimate thing about his life and you use it against him? Especially on a subject such as comic books? Really? Rehab = Comic book hate? I hardly see the comparison as comics are a hobby and rehab saved his life.
Let's be fucking realistic here. Not cool at all. That was a complete douche bag move. I will leave it at that.
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 27, 2010 10:48:32 GMT -5
Three, this is EUW, and all jokes are jokes. And anything is free game with jokes. Jokes, jokes, jokes. Jokes that Xplode probably laughed at, understood that they were simply Octane poking at him, and moved on.
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Post by Obi on Sept 27, 2010 10:49:39 GMT -5
sure thing.
P.S: That joke, if it was one, sucked ass.
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 27, 2010 10:55:04 GMT -5
I think we gained and understanding a long time ago, that no one is deliberately trying to bring anyone else down. No one is going 'I'm gonna say this...and it's gonna be mean and make them feel like shit. Aha!'. We're like the two best friends who love to insult each other. Except...there's more than two of us.
Or at least, that was what I thought.
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 11:00:56 GMT -5
No Big Deal. On a side note: The Niiners got their ass's handed to them this weekend. The cowboys won.. and the Raiders lost due to Janikowski's shitty kick! News at 11!
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Post by Hi Octane on Sept 27, 2010 11:01:15 GMT -5
Wow, okay.
Apparently I'm a total douche. I was not aware of this and I apologize.
I figured Xplode would come on, call me a faggot and say I was one of the guys who never touched a pussy. We'd trade insults and eventually hug, give each other a handy, and then move on.
Sorry X.
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 11:01:59 GMT -5
Wow, okay. Apparently I'm a total douche. I was not aware of this and I apologize. I figured Xplode would come on, call me a faggot and say I was one of the guys who never touched a pussy. We'd trade insults and eventually hug, give each other a handy, and then move on. Sorry X. Faggot No worries, I was fine. My bro is just being a ... bro.
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Sept 27, 2010 11:05:48 GMT -5
And the Houston Cougars whooped some Tulane ass, with a fourth string Freshman QB, Terrence Broadway.
Give my regards to Broadway!
P.S. - What kind of a name is Janikowski?
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 11:08:42 GMT -5
The kind of name for a guy who can't kick for shit apparently. ;D
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 27, 2010 12:14:23 GMT -5
I never met so many fucking nerds at one time Uhhh...Dude. Hate to break this to you: You're on an internet forum acting as a chairman of a pretend wrestling federation where people pretend to be wrestlers.
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Post by Mr. C on Sept 27, 2010 14:43:44 GMT -5
Stephens, Comic Con is a place of nerd love, you wouldn't have been lynched. Unless you were there for Twilight. I went in 2009 with my girlfriend, and we totally dressed up. (I guess I'm one of the nerds who doesn't get pussy and my girlfriend is too because we dressed up as a comic characters? ) She went as Magik, I as Deadpool in a bathrobe and I even participated in a Marvel costume contest with the homemade costume (pics to come). And you want to know how many "comic book fans" had this line? "WHOA! DEADPOOL IN A BATHROBE! ...And Deadpool's blonde friend? What?" "DEADPOOOOOOOL! ...And company..." "I LOVE DEADPOOL, HE SHOULD BE PART OF THE X-MEN, I ALSO LOVE THE X-MEN AND COLOSSUS. ...Wait, who is she suppoused to be?" For those who don't know (IE: Xplode) Magik is a member of the X-Men and Colossus' little sister. You don't need to know a damn thing about comics to go. It's just a giant pile of nerd love. I mean, you get looked down upon if you let it be known you're a fool and not a huge comic fan, like those people. But if you stick to what you know and enjoy, you're good.
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 27, 2010 14:47:29 GMT -5
That picture alone turned this thread from win to awesome.
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Post by Diabolik on Sept 27, 2010 15:22:06 GMT -5
I'm a nerd... Just joined two societies in uni, LULS and JAMS.
LULS = Lincoln University Ludology Society = games club JAMS = Japanese Anime Media Society
JAMS goes to conventions and stuff, so that should be cool. Looking forward to it. I'm just wondering if I should dress up for it. I might.
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Post by primetime on Sept 27, 2010 17:48:40 GMT -5
Yay, I get to answer now! I will keep it to three answers because I am tired and have to get ready to head back to nerd land. - To Phil. Never have I ever pretended to be a chairman to a group of nerds. I am a caretaker for a website that enjoys writing as a means of a hobby. I have never claimed to have been paid for this job nor to have obtained any level of fame from this position. I am no different than a forum moderator.
- To Tommeh. Quit jumping on the band wagon. You knew what types of nerds I referred to. The fact of whether or not you have ever had pussy was never in question... well, until now. If you want to play "dress up" when it isn't even Halloween, for no pay or fame, than that is up to you. I prefer other means of stimulation. (Note: See my first answer.)
- To Skye. You are like one of those guys who watch a fight about to start and sit there going "ooooooooooooooo, you going to let them say that about you?!" Again, quit jumping on the bandwagon.
Lastly, to anyone who may come along and think "Let's shit talk Jaden!" I don't care. You guys are nerds and I AM AWWWWWWWESOME!!!!! ;D
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Post by The Sky King on Sept 27, 2010 17:54:21 GMT -5
Yay, I get to answer now! I will keep it to three answers because I am tired and have to get ready to head back to nerd land. - To Phil. Never have I ever pretended to be a chairman to a group of nerds. I am a caretaker for a website that enjoys writing as a means of a hobby. I have never claimed to have been paid for this job nor to have obtained any level of fame from this position. I am no different than a forum moderator.
Dude, you totally misinterpreted my post. I was teasing the fact that you tease nerds when in fact you are a chairman of a pretend federation of people who pretend wrestlers, something which other people would see as nerdy. *facepalm* NOW THE JOKE SUCKS DAMMIT!! HAPPY?!?!? HAPPY?!?!?!?!?!?!? HAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
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