Post by primetime on Aug 22, 2010 12:58:17 GMT -5
A long table comes into the scene. 4 men sit around the table, dressed in sharp business suits and varying in age. Behind them, the San Francisco landscape shines brightly upon them through open mini blinds. At the head of the table, is the EUW President Kirk Kennedy. His bald head shines in the light as he smiles in each of the men across from him’s direction.
Kennedy: I am glad that you all could make it here. Please forgive the building as it is only a temporary home until our final one is constructed. As you all know, today is one of our super shows known as Scars and Stripes. The reason I have invited you all here is to give you a taste of what we offer in terms of television programming. I assure you, should Spike agree to the terms, you will have a damn ratings killer on your hands.
Executive number 1: I have heard this talk before. Mr. Rivera was very clear that it would benefit us to sign with you. Then I noticed your numbers sharply drop.
Executive number 2: Wrestling is a fad. Nothing more.
Kennedy: That’s correct. Wrestling is a fad and Rivera did falter shortly after. That’s what happens when a person hires sub-par talent. Those days are over. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the new era of the EUW! An era where we put the damn sports back into sports entertainment! I will be bringing back the old school flavor of pure competition! Remember the UFC? Consider them obsolete! How about professional boxing? Done deal! I am talking about a mass surge of wrestling.. Real wrestling.. Where men compete to win the biggest prize in our sport, the World Championship. To show you all that I fully intend on doing this, I have dug an old forgotten relic that once stood for wrestling in it’s purest form.. The EUW Pure Championship.
Kirk Kennedy pulls the EUW Pure Title from his suit case and tosses it on the table before them. The men begin to nod now and speak amongst themselves.
Kennedy: I am ready to offer you a 3 year deal of exclusive rights with our company. All of the crap that has built up around here is being filtered now. It’s time for some serious ass kickings with some serious competition to boot. We have the very best talent in the world here. It’s time that we reminded the World of that. Think it over and enjoy the show. We will meet when it is all over.
Kirk Kennedy now nods at the men who are still seated and walks through the door way. Entering a long hallway, he smiles and points at fans as they cheer him on upon seeing his visage. A woman approaches him now dressed in EUW attire.
Woman: Sir, would you care for a soft drink?
Kennedy: No sweetie. I would like you to head into the conference room though and get those men seated. Drinks and food are on the house. Now, please excuse me. It’s time we get the new era going.
Woman: Yes, Sir!
Leaving her behind, Kirk Kennedy adjusts his white affliction shirt and approaches a wooden stair case. Lowering his head to keep from bumping it due to his large size, he steps through the curtain and out of sight…
The Camera Feed now switches to the arena where screaming fans raises signs and completely lose it! “Sweating Bullets” by Megadeth begins to play now as red, white, and blue fireworks shower the stage area! The camera pans around now to get a closer look at the fans as a thick cloud of smoke engulfs the air!
J.J and Creep are seen now. Creep is busy waving the smoke out of his face as J.J adjusts the microphone seated before him.
J.J: Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME… TO SCARS AND STRIPES!
Creep: (Coughing.) I think they went a little over kill on the pyrotechnics.
J.J: (Laughing.) It’s a new era for the company! Tonight, this era begins as we promote the largest PPV yet of the year! The Council.. Or what’s left of it.. Will go to literal war against Toby Hunter and the Cause! I can’t wait!
Creep: Let’s not forget the return of a few past superstars in Jeremy Sterling, Matt Rodriguez, and Evan Black!
J.J: No doubt! The excitement is so thick in here that you can cut it with a knife! Today’s broadcast is brought to you by THQ’s number one smash hit.. EUW 2010! Play as your favorite EUW Superstars in authentic locations! You decide the outcome this time!
Creep: I am an unlock-able in that game, you know.
J.J: Maybe you should just remain locked..
The fans begin to really holler now as someone steps out until the stage area. The fireworks begin to go off once again now as Kirk Kennedy walks into view and down the ramp way, heading towards the ring.
J.J: And now, we kick off the show with our President, Kirk Kennedy!
Creep: I sure hope this isn’t about our jobs. That dude has been firing everyone.
J.J: Whatever is good for the company, Creep. I always told you to slow down on the beer and chips.
Stepping up the metal steps and through the ropes, Kirk Kennedy paces around the ring slowly. His blue jeans and white shirt make him out to be very casual. Letting the crowd express themselves, Kirk smiles and then motions for them to stop with a wave of the hand.
Kennedy: Hell yes! Hell Yes!
The crowd cheers again!
Kennedy: Damn, is this what the feeling is like? Maybe I should have stepped in this ring a long time ago! Tonight, we have a huge card in store for you all. First of all, I want to announce that this show is now officially.. Sold out! Good deal, huh?
The fans cheer loudly as the feed catches glimpses of them all.
Kennedy: I am out here to make a vow to you all. It’s time to get serious. The EUW has always been about competition. We will be getting back to this as the new era begins! With a new era comes a new face. For the last 5 years, our John Walt has faithfully served us inside of this ring. He will be accepting a new job after this show is over. He will now be head of our production booth! Thank you, John! Replacing him will be the sultry.. SKYE!
The crowd screams in delight!
Creep: Yeah, baby! That’s what I am talking about!
J.J: Zip up your zipper!
Kennedy: We will get to see her lovely face before and after every match from this day on! Next, I would like to call out a friend of mine. This is a man who has given his all for the last three years in my company and until lately, hasn’t received a damn thing for it. I am not a man who let’s his employees go un-noticed. Ladies and Gentlemen.. Please welcome.. The EUW TV Champion.. 415!
The lights dim to a dark shade of purple. "Regulators" by Warren G begins to play as 415 walks through the entrance curtain. Dressed in a singlet, his hair pulled back into corn rolls, he raises his hands to the arena around him as white fireworks explode behind him. Taking a few steps forward, 415 then pulls his hand back and shoots it forward, pointing to the ring as one last firework goes off on the stage.
Slapping the hands of the fans along the way, he breaks into a sprint upon reaching the entrance curtain and slides under the bottom rope. The fans cheer for 415 heavily as he stands up and climbs a nearby turnbuckle, yanking off his trademark headband and tossing it out to the crowd before him.
J.J: It’s about time that man has received some respect.
Creep: He is lucky to have a job as far as I am concerned..
415 and Kennedy stand in the ring now. Kennedy is looking down at him, smiling.
Kennedy: 415... Mario.. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the work you have put in to this company. I have watched you take this biggest ass kickings and then turn around and unleash the same in return. No matter what obstacles have been placed before you.. You keep on pushing and are finally getting what you deserve as a champion.
The crowd begins to chant “415...415...415!”
Kennedy: The thing is, the EUW is not about TV gimmicks any longer. Hell, we never were. The TV Title belt represents just that very thing in my eyes and you are much more real than that. So tonight, I am placing a choice before you. Tonight… you decide if you are finally ready to be taken serious and step into the main event. Or you can decide to hold that title and remain a second place champion. You see, if it was me, I know my decision. All my life, I have striven to be number one in everything that I do. Second place was never an option. I can see that you are the same way. Prove it. Prove to the world that you are for real. Mario, hand over that TV title and I will make you the next number one contender to the EUW World Championship! The choice is yours.
The crowd chants “415.. 415.. 415!” once again as 415 rubs his masked chin. The EUW TV title rests over his shoulder.
Creep: I don’t understand why he has to think about it. Take the offer, idiot!
J.J: Don’t forget, his opponent will either be Toby Hunter or Chris Sabora…
Creep: Shit. You’re right. 415.. DON’T TAKE THE OFFER!
J.J: (Rolls his eyes.)
Kennedy: What’s it going to be, Mario?
415: You know. I have been here for a long time as you have said. I have heard everyone in that locker room mumble about how I had no talent. People have ridiculed me and forgotten about me more times than I can count. Yet, through thick and thin, I have been here. I have fought with everything that I have in me, small or not, and shown that I love the EUW more than my own home. I accept your offer, Mr. Kennedy. I give up my TV title and will look forward to taking on.. Better yet.. Defeating the World Champion!
415 offers the strap to Kirk Kennedy as the fans cheer.
Kennedy: Thank you, Mario. Consider it done.
J.J: Wow! it’s already getting amazing in this pay per view. After these messages, we will be right back with our first match of the evening!
Kennedy: I am glad that you all could make it here. Please forgive the building as it is only a temporary home until our final one is constructed. As you all know, today is one of our super shows known as Scars and Stripes. The reason I have invited you all here is to give you a taste of what we offer in terms of television programming. I assure you, should Spike agree to the terms, you will have a damn ratings killer on your hands.
Executive number 1: I have heard this talk before. Mr. Rivera was very clear that it would benefit us to sign with you. Then I noticed your numbers sharply drop.
Executive number 2: Wrestling is a fad. Nothing more.
Kennedy: That’s correct. Wrestling is a fad and Rivera did falter shortly after. That’s what happens when a person hires sub-par talent. Those days are over. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the new era of the EUW! An era where we put the damn sports back into sports entertainment! I will be bringing back the old school flavor of pure competition! Remember the UFC? Consider them obsolete! How about professional boxing? Done deal! I am talking about a mass surge of wrestling.. Real wrestling.. Where men compete to win the biggest prize in our sport, the World Championship. To show you all that I fully intend on doing this, I have dug an old forgotten relic that once stood for wrestling in it’s purest form.. The EUW Pure Championship.
Kirk Kennedy pulls the EUW Pure Title from his suit case and tosses it on the table before them. The men begin to nod now and speak amongst themselves.
Kennedy: I am ready to offer you a 3 year deal of exclusive rights with our company. All of the crap that has built up around here is being filtered now. It’s time for some serious ass kickings with some serious competition to boot. We have the very best talent in the world here. It’s time that we reminded the World of that. Think it over and enjoy the show. We will meet when it is all over.
Kirk Kennedy now nods at the men who are still seated and walks through the door way. Entering a long hallway, he smiles and points at fans as they cheer him on upon seeing his visage. A woman approaches him now dressed in EUW attire.
Woman: Sir, would you care for a soft drink?
Kennedy: No sweetie. I would like you to head into the conference room though and get those men seated. Drinks and food are on the house. Now, please excuse me. It’s time we get the new era going.
Woman: Yes, Sir!
Leaving her behind, Kirk Kennedy adjusts his white affliction shirt and approaches a wooden stair case. Lowering his head to keep from bumping it due to his large size, he steps through the curtain and out of sight…
The Camera Feed now switches to the arena where screaming fans raises signs and completely lose it! “Sweating Bullets” by Megadeth begins to play now as red, white, and blue fireworks shower the stage area! The camera pans around now to get a closer look at the fans as a thick cloud of smoke engulfs the air!
J.J and Creep are seen now. Creep is busy waving the smoke out of his face as J.J adjusts the microphone seated before him.
J.J: Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME… TO SCARS AND STRIPES!
Creep: (Coughing.) I think they went a little over kill on the pyrotechnics.
J.J: (Laughing.) It’s a new era for the company! Tonight, this era begins as we promote the largest PPV yet of the year! The Council.. Or what’s left of it.. Will go to literal war against Toby Hunter and the Cause! I can’t wait!
Creep: Let’s not forget the return of a few past superstars in Jeremy Sterling, Matt Rodriguez, and Evan Black!
J.J: No doubt! The excitement is so thick in here that you can cut it with a knife! Today’s broadcast is brought to you by THQ’s number one smash hit.. EUW 2010! Play as your favorite EUW Superstars in authentic locations! You decide the outcome this time!
Creep: I am an unlock-able in that game, you know.
J.J: Maybe you should just remain locked..
The fans begin to really holler now as someone steps out until the stage area. The fireworks begin to go off once again now as Kirk Kennedy walks into view and down the ramp way, heading towards the ring.
J.J: And now, we kick off the show with our President, Kirk Kennedy!
Creep: I sure hope this isn’t about our jobs. That dude has been firing everyone.
J.J: Whatever is good for the company, Creep. I always told you to slow down on the beer and chips.
Stepping up the metal steps and through the ropes, Kirk Kennedy paces around the ring slowly. His blue jeans and white shirt make him out to be very casual. Letting the crowd express themselves, Kirk smiles and then motions for them to stop with a wave of the hand.
Kennedy: Hell yes! Hell Yes!
The crowd cheers again!
Kennedy: Damn, is this what the feeling is like? Maybe I should have stepped in this ring a long time ago! Tonight, we have a huge card in store for you all. First of all, I want to announce that this show is now officially.. Sold out! Good deal, huh?
The fans cheer loudly as the feed catches glimpses of them all.
Kennedy: I am out here to make a vow to you all. It’s time to get serious. The EUW has always been about competition. We will be getting back to this as the new era begins! With a new era comes a new face. For the last 5 years, our John Walt has faithfully served us inside of this ring. He will be accepting a new job after this show is over. He will now be head of our production booth! Thank you, John! Replacing him will be the sultry.. SKYE!
The crowd screams in delight!
Creep: Yeah, baby! That’s what I am talking about!
J.J: Zip up your zipper!
Kennedy: We will get to see her lovely face before and after every match from this day on! Next, I would like to call out a friend of mine. This is a man who has given his all for the last three years in my company and until lately, hasn’t received a damn thing for it. I am not a man who let’s his employees go un-noticed. Ladies and Gentlemen.. Please welcome.. The EUW TV Champion.. 415!
The lights dim to a dark shade of purple. "Regulators" by Warren G begins to play as 415 walks through the entrance curtain. Dressed in a singlet, his hair pulled back into corn rolls, he raises his hands to the arena around him as white fireworks explode behind him. Taking a few steps forward, 415 then pulls his hand back and shoots it forward, pointing to the ring as one last firework goes off on the stage.
Slapping the hands of the fans along the way, he breaks into a sprint upon reaching the entrance curtain and slides under the bottom rope. The fans cheer for 415 heavily as he stands up and climbs a nearby turnbuckle, yanking off his trademark headband and tossing it out to the crowd before him.
J.J: It’s about time that man has received some respect.
Creep: He is lucky to have a job as far as I am concerned..
415 and Kennedy stand in the ring now. Kennedy is looking down at him, smiling.
Kennedy: 415... Mario.. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the work you have put in to this company. I have watched you take this biggest ass kickings and then turn around and unleash the same in return. No matter what obstacles have been placed before you.. You keep on pushing and are finally getting what you deserve as a champion.
The crowd begins to chant “415...415...415!”
Kennedy: The thing is, the EUW is not about TV gimmicks any longer. Hell, we never were. The TV Title belt represents just that very thing in my eyes and you are much more real than that. So tonight, I am placing a choice before you. Tonight… you decide if you are finally ready to be taken serious and step into the main event. Or you can decide to hold that title and remain a second place champion. You see, if it was me, I know my decision. All my life, I have striven to be number one in everything that I do. Second place was never an option. I can see that you are the same way. Prove it. Prove to the world that you are for real. Mario, hand over that TV title and I will make you the next number one contender to the EUW World Championship! The choice is yours.
The crowd chants “415.. 415.. 415!” once again as 415 rubs his masked chin. The EUW TV title rests over his shoulder.
Creep: I don’t understand why he has to think about it. Take the offer, idiot!
J.J: Don’t forget, his opponent will either be Toby Hunter or Chris Sabora…
Creep: Shit. You’re right. 415.. DON’T TAKE THE OFFER!
J.J: (Rolls his eyes.)
Kennedy: What’s it going to be, Mario?
415: You know. I have been here for a long time as you have said. I have heard everyone in that locker room mumble about how I had no talent. People have ridiculed me and forgotten about me more times than I can count. Yet, through thick and thin, I have been here. I have fought with everything that I have in me, small or not, and shown that I love the EUW more than my own home. I accept your offer, Mr. Kennedy. I give up my TV title and will look forward to taking on.. Better yet.. Defeating the World Champion!
415 offers the strap to Kirk Kennedy as the fans cheer.
Kennedy: Thank you, Mario. Consider it done.
J.J: Wow! it’s already getting amazing in this pay per view. After these messages, we will be right back with our first match of the evening!