Post by steveawesome on Jan 27, 2008 12:43:00 GMT -5
(The camera fades in to what appears to be an apartment complex. The cameraman is walking up a flight of stairs. He appears to reach his floor, as he walks to a room numbered 2204. He knocks four times on the door and pauses. The sound of footsteps growing louder can be heard. The sound stops, and a few seconds later the door swings open. Standing in the room is a young man, somewhat tall, wearing a t-shirt reading "Awesomeness Isn't a Word, It's a Lifestyle" and a picture of his upper torso behind the words. He gave a half smile to the camera, and spoke)
Unknown: "Might as well come on in, I'm too tired to stand right now."
(The man turned and walked over to a couch. He sat down lazily in it, and pointed to a chair across from him. The cameraman sat in the chair, not taking the camera off the man.)
Unknown: "If you're watching this, then odds are you're at an EUW event. I just thought I'd inform you all that I will be coming to this brand. I am Steve Awesome, and I am the only one that matters. I do not wrestle for money, or to get dates, I wrestle to provide entertainment for you; the fans. I mean, without you guys, EUW wouldn't even be here. You all make it possible."
(Steve shifts his weight, his eyelids half closing. He appears to be very tired.)
Steve: "I will try my hardest to win matches, and give you all the entertainment you deserve. I think tha-"
(Steve is cut off by a yawn. He looks wearily at the camera. Taking a deep breath, he apologizes.)
Steve: "Sorry about that. No sleep for over twenty-four hours. Been too busy. Anyway, I think that I will have no trouble fitting in at this new fed, as I have been in many before, so I know the ropes. Anyway, I'd best be off to bed. You came at a late hour."
(Steve stands up, stumbles, and walks toward the back of the room. There is a small, messy bed at the end of it, and Steve collapses onto it. The cameraman slowly stands up and walks toward the door. Just before he gets there, the camera blacks out.)
Unknown: "Might as well come on in, I'm too tired to stand right now."
(The man turned and walked over to a couch. He sat down lazily in it, and pointed to a chair across from him. The cameraman sat in the chair, not taking the camera off the man.)
Unknown: "If you're watching this, then odds are you're at an EUW event. I just thought I'd inform you all that I will be coming to this brand. I am Steve Awesome, and I am the only one that matters. I do not wrestle for money, or to get dates, I wrestle to provide entertainment for you; the fans. I mean, without you guys, EUW wouldn't even be here. You all make it possible."
(Steve shifts his weight, his eyelids half closing. He appears to be very tired.)
Steve: "I will try my hardest to win matches, and give you all the entertainment you deserve. I think tha-"
(Steve is cut off by a yawn. He looks wearily at the camera. Taking a deep breath, he apologizes.)
Steve: "Sorry about that. No sleep for over twenty-four hours. Been too busy. Anyway, I think that I will have no trouble fitting in at this new fed, as I have been in many before, so I know the ropes. Anyway, I'd best be off to bed. You came at a late hour."
(Steve stands up, stumbles, and walks toward the back of the room. There is a small, messy bed at the end of it, and Steve collapses onto it. The cameraman slowly stands up and walks toward the door. Just before he gets there, the camera blacks out.)