Post by klownart on Jan 2, 2008 19:40:22 GMT -5
A camera pans around the room. It is a small room, nothing really to it. The walls are dark red bricks, slightly worn. There is a fire place with burnt pieces of wood and a few ashes. The camera continues to pan across the floor that is nothing but concrete. Eventually the camera finds Johnny Insane sitting in a corner. The camera slowly zooms in close on the face of Insane.
"Every Christmas, Johnny Insane has to sit in this cold, worthless room. Johnny Insane doesn't have family visit him as he has no family.PausesJohnny Insane never gets anything for Christmas.Pauses again and stares at the opposite side of the room.Not this year. This year Johnny Insane found...was given a present, but not just any present, the present of life with a purpose.Now yelling Johnny Insane is no longer the worthless piece of shit that his parents gave up when he was a child! Johnny Insane is not the lonely nobody that gets robbed every single week and the robber doesn't have anything to rob. JOHNNY INSANE IS NOW A FUCKING GOD."
Johnny Insane points into the other side of the room. The cameraman slowly turns to see Klown standing on the other side of the room. The camera begins to shake slightly. It seems the camera man is in fear as you can hear his breathing increasing in speed.
"Johnny Insane thinks the Mr. Camera guy should leave before Klown takes his skull and squeezes his eyes out. Remember to tell everyone that I am a God and from now on, Klown will be showing everyone why.
Klown places his hand on the camera lense and crushes it. The screen goes to static.
"Every Christmas, Johnny Insane has to sit in this cold, worthless room. Johnny Insane doesn't have family visit him as he has no family.PausesJohnny Insane never gets anything for Christmas.Pauses again and stares at the opposite side of the room.Not this year. This year Johnny Insane found...was given a present, but not just any present, the present of life with a purpose.Now yelling Johnny Insane is no longer the worthless piece of shit that his parents gave up when he was a child! Johnny Insane is not the lonely nobody that gets robbed every single week and the robber doesn't have anything to rob. JOHNNY INSANE IS NOW A FUCKING GOD."
Johnny Insane points into the other side of the room. The cameraman slowly turns to see Klown standing on the other side of the room. The camera begins to shake slightly. It seems the camera man is in fear as you can hear his breathing increasing in speed.
"Johnny Insane thinks the Mr. Camera guy should leave before Klown takes his skull and squeezes his eyes out. Remember to tell everyone that I am a God and from now on, Klown will be showing everyone why.
Klown places his hand on the camera lense and crushes it. The screen goes to static.