Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Aug 17, 2008 22:20:36 GMT -5
Hi Octane took a large stack of papers and slapped them down onto the mahogany desk in front of him. Just around him was the familiar office not of his own, but of the EUW Commissioner, Warrior. Hi Octane seemed very out of place though, wearing an orange tuxedo with a red and yellow polka dot tie. These appeared to be his ‘dress clothes’. Just at the front of the desk on a folded piece of paper written in crayon, the words ‘Assistant Commissioner Hi Octane’ could be seen. It appeared that Hi Octane had taken his incorrectly believed position a bit far...
“As the Assistant Commissioner, I have to take on Warrior’s duties while he is healing.” he said.
With those words, there was a knock at the door. “Come in.”, he said in an attempt to sound like an authority figure.
In walks none other than Princess Firepower. She steps in quickly and goes to ask him something, but Hi Octane cuts her off. “Is this something important? Because I have duties to get to.”
“You do realize that you’re not really the Assistant Commissioner, right?” she says. “What? Of course I’m the Assis-” suddenly Hi Octane bursts into tears and buries his face in his hands.
Princess Firepower rushes to his side and tries to calm him, asking what’s wrong. “Everything’s wrong” he sobs as he utters these final words.
Firepower rubs his back and tries to calm him, finally getting him to stop crying. “Don’t worry. Prestige will go ok. And I’m sure this identity swap thingy will go fine too.” she said trying to reassure him.
“Tuesday Night Identity Swap Switcheroo Extravaganza? What does that even mean?” he said appearing very confused.
“Well it means that some weird and random matches are set up where other people play their characters...wait. What exactly does that mean?” it appeared Princess Firepower managed to confuse herself in trying to explain this odd event.
“Does that mean someone else dresses up like me? And I don’t have to wrestle?” he thought he might be off the hook with this. “No, you still have to wrestle.” she said to him.
“I’m so frightened. I hope everything goes well.” Octane stutters as he begins crying more.
“I told you. You’ll handle Diabolik at this Tuesday thing. And then you and Xander will retain the title at Prestige just fine. Don’t let this last week bother you. You took care of me. And that’s all that matters.” she said.
Hi Octane turned to her with a confused look. “That’s not what I’m worried about. I just hope that Warrior is ok.” Octane began to sob even harder, burying his face in his hands once again, continously uttering the words ‘I just hope that Warrior is ok.’
“As the Assistant Commissioner, I have to take on Warrior’s duties while he is healing.” he said.
With those words, there was a knock at the door. “Come in.”, he said in an attempt to sound like an authority figure.
In walks none other than Princess Firepower. She steps in quickly and goes to ask him something, but Hi Octane cuts her off. “Is this something important? Because I have duties to get to.”
“You do realize that you’re not really the Assistant Commissioner, right?” she says. “What? Of course I’m the Assis-” suddenly Hi Octane bursts into tears and buries his face in his hands.
Princess Firepower rushes to his side and tries to calm him, asking what’s wrong. “Everything’s wrong” he sobs as he utters these final words.
Firepower rubs his back and tries to calm him, finally getting him to stop crying. “Don’t worry. Prestige will go ok. And I’m sure this identity swap thingy will go fine too.” she said trying to reassure him.
“Tuesday Night Identity Swap Switcheroo Extravaganza? What does that even mean?” he said appearing very confused.
“Well it means that some weird and random matches are set up where other people play their characters...wait. What exactly does that mean?” it appeared Princess Firepower managed to confuse herself in trying to explain this odd event.
“Does that mean someone else dresses up like me? And I don’t have to wrestle?” he thought he might be off the hook with this. “No, you still have to wrestle.” she said to him.
“I’m so frightened. I hope everything goes well.” Octane stutters as he begins crying more.
“I told you. You’ll handle Diabolik at this Tuesday thing. And then you and Xander will retain the title at Prestige just fine. Don’t let this last week bother you. You took care of me. And that’s all that matters.” she said.
Hi Octane turned to her with a confused look. “That’s not what I’m worried about. I just hope that Warrior is ok.” Octane began to sob even harder, burying his face in his hands once again, continously uttering the words ‘I just hope that Warrior is ok.’
