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Post by Diabolik on Mar 2, 2011 2:32:44 GMT -5
Nothing wrong with Lady Gaga. I'd bang it it. Really? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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Post by Mr. C on Mar 2, 2011 2:52:34 GMT -5
No, no. He has a point. If you just fold her weiner up and tape it flat against the navel, it might not be too bad.
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The Scorpion
Prospect
?There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience." - St. Ambrose
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Post by The Scorpion on Mar 17, 2011 20:35:31 GMT -5
To truly gaze into the window of evil, one must first confront the demons within himself.
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Post by irobin on Mar 22, 2011 19:25:16 GMT -5
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Post by The Sky King on Mar 25, 2011 6:48:35 GMT -5
My beards starting to turn red.
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Post by mrstansell on Mar 25, 2011 17:07:17 GMT -5
Friday March 25th has officially become the worst day of 2011 so far.
In short, someone gave me $100 to take to a casino and win them some money, I went flat broke, drove 65 miles on fumes only to run out of gas 300 feet from my parking spot at my apartment complex and had to push it the rest of the way, rested, walked to the store and bought an overpriced gas jug and then went and got gas...all in the pouring rain today, drove to get gas, locked keys in my car, finally got it opened a hour later, get back to apartment front gate to discover that I'd forgotten the gate opener in my apartment, wait 10 minutes, wait 10 more minutes, no one is coming out so I decide to go and get my opener leaving my car parked off to the side, come back with the opener to discover that I've been ticketed (all of this happened before 9 a.m.), drive in, walk into my apartment, passed right the fuck out, woke up hangover and I didn't even drink last night (doesn't seem very fair in my opinion), now I'm sitting here thinking that I should probably just keep my ass inside because I don't want to risk getting hit by a falling space station or something.
So yeah...that's been my shitty Friday...and there's still 9 hours left.
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Post by Justin King on Mar 25, 2011 21:52:28 GMT -5
I blew up a lawn mower over spring break.
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The Scorpion
Prospect
?There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience." - St. Ambrose
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Post by The Scorpion on Mar 25, 2011 21:59:13 GMT -5
What does it say about one's faith in humanity when he is counting on a complete lack of empathy from others in order to tell a more powerful character story?
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Post by The Sky King on Mar 27, 2011 17:17:20 GMT -5
Even though I was supposed to have a two week break, I realise now that I have to write a match, finish my RPs and write an assignment.
Oh well, just a few more years of work and saving money, and it's up to Scotland for the rest of my days
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Mar 29, 2011 18:26:33 GMT -5
Which booty do you choose?!
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Post by Kurt Noble on Mar 31, 2011 11:17:36 GMT -5
Lets see...go to class and risk dying from tornado warning, or stay inside and eat...
What a decision.
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Post by Justin King on Mar 31, 2011 11:58:38 GMT -5
I pick the suicidal option. But that's just me
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Mar 31, 2011 22:22:49 GMT -5
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Apr 3, 2011 22:45:38 GMT -5
GENTLEMEN.
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Post by jackbull on Apr 3, 2011 23:01:43 GMT -5
A-Fucking-Men
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Post by irobin on Apr 4, 2011 2:47:04 GMT -5
Why is it shaped like an American flag?
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Post by Diabolik on Apr 4, 2011 11:50:45 GMT -5
Why is it shaped like an American flag? Because America always demands to be the centre of attention. The country hasn't grown up yet, it's still a small child.
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Post by Commissioner Warrior™ on Apr 4, 2011 11:53:50 GMT -5
I'M GOING TO GO TELL SOMEONE YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF US! TEACHERRR!
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Post by jackbull on Apr 4, 2011 13:39:52 GMT -5
Your Americans, no-one cares
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Post by Obi on Apr 4, 2011 17:30:49 GMT -5
Why is it shaped like an American flag? Because America always demands to be the centre of attention. The country hasn't grown up yet, it's still a small child. Hey, shit on someone else's country. I am American and damn proud of it. I respect your opinions but stereotyping the whole country doesn't fly with me.
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Post by primetime on Apr 4, 2011 17:47:27 GMT -5
Because America always demands to be the centre of attention. The country hasn't grown up yet, it's still a small child. Hey, shit on someone else's country. I am American and damn proud of it. I respect your opinions but stereotyping the whole country doesn't fly with me. ^ This.
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